Melissa Montgomery

It’s been a while…Eh?

Melissa Montgomery — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:42:03 +0000

To help make up for my lack of posting I leave you with this Babe Watcher game on the Role Models official site: http://www.rolemodelsmovie.com/babewatcher

I won’t leave you for too long again, promise.

Revealed: Bethenny Frankel is my Writing Muse

Melissa Montgomery — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:45:51 +0000

The woman kills me. She reviews the Real Housewives of Orange county on her official blog every week, writing as if she was speaking, which in my opinion is one of the most honest and endearing ways of writing.

I have to admit, while watching The Real Housewives of NYC I couldn’t quite put my finger on her…Until the reunion show. She is a spitfire! Hilarious, smart and witty. Please note from this week’s blog: “…wearing a skirt that is longer than her tampon string wouldn’t hurt either. “

‘Nuff said.

Pick Me, Pick Me!

Melissa Montgomery — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:54:27 +0000

So, Miss Britney Spears is hiring an Online Media Manager. There has been a posting for this position on Harvard’s job board.

Spears has accounts all over the web with twitter, myspace and her official website is blog-esque.

This is right up my alley!

Fergie and Josh Duhamel Married!

Melissa Montgomery — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:26:29 +0000

Does this mean we can’t call her Fergie any more? Who will take on the Fergalicious crown?

Fergie-Ferg love you long time

A&F Club?

Melissa Montgomery — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:42:38 +0000

Back when I was in high school about 10 or so years ago, Abercrombie and Fitch was THE place to shop. It had attractive sales associates, a not so overpowering odor and I was able to hear myself talk with my friends.

Today, I went with the BF to the one on 5th Ave and, well, wanted to die. The place is more like Club Abercrombie than a store. I walked in and was instantly hit with the smell of their cologne; the word subtle does not come to mind. The music is blaring so much that I asked my boyfriend to repeat himself at least twice every time he spoke. And the most bizarre thing of all is that there are employees dancing at the bottom of every staircase, as if they were hired for the sole purpose to dance, not sell.

Needless to say I left the store with a migraine.

Clothes COW

Melissa Montgomery — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:34:06 +0000

I have a shopping addiction, which has already been addressed on this blog. The newest thing I want to try is thrifting! I will become a fabulous recessionista! I scoped out a few places to check out, and am hoping I can make my way there someday. The only problem is the hours are inconvenient.

Another new obsession is Lucky Magazine. I printed up a few of its recommendations for vintage shops in my area. Some look expensive, others look affordable. Can’t wait to begin my journey!

I also have accounts at websites such as Gilt, Rue La La and ideeli. I only used Rue La La once or twice and never used the others! I can’t believe that even with a supposed discount, everything is still really expensive!

Pic of Rachel Zoe, because she is my muse and wears only vintage. I Die!

Don’t judge.

The Unborn

Melissa Montgomery — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:12:15 +0000

The Unborn hits theaters today. I had the chance to check out a screening earlier in the week. I think it’s a bad sign when a theater full of movie critics are at a ‘scary’ movie, and the theater is booming with laughter.

Can you please detach yourself from your cell/blackberry for just one second?!

Melissa Montgomery — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 18:06:48 +0000

How many times have you felt second-best when you are in the middle of a conversation and the other person is half-listening because they are texting/reading emails on their iphone/blackberry/etc…? Or what about the inconsiderate moron holding up the line at CVS because his phone seems physically attached to his hear?

If you are as fed up as I am, check out this article!

Paris Hilton – TMI

Melissa Montgomery — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:59:44 +0000

As with most things Paris Hilton, it is 99.9% of the time too much information (TMI)! This time the heiress/selfproclaimed business woman/socialite is divulging details about her sex life. Not the dirty details sleezy men would crave: positions, toys and what-not, information these same men already know as they most likely own her sex-tape, but how many men she has slept with, or as she would like us to believe, lack-there-of.

In a new interview with Glamour Magazine, Paris Hilton states: “I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people.”

Were they talking about in one night?

She also goes on to talk about girl power and respect. If she was such a believer, she would not talk about her sex life.

Keep it classy, and keep it in your pants.

Is Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County Crazier this Season?

Melissa Montgomery — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:52:40 +0000

I guess I will be commenting on The Real Housewives of Orange County every Wednesday given that I’m a fan. The only thing I can truly take away from last night’s episode is the fact that I think Vicki is crazier than she once was…I didn’t even know that was possible. Or, she’s just letting it all hang out.