About Me

I am a vegetarian-only child who is addicted to all things pop culture. Us Weekly, People Mag and Perez Hilton are my porn.  I often refer to myself as the long-lost Olsen triplet, but I don’t think that’s such a positive thing.  I love my hair big, my sunglasses huge and my men ginormous.  I like to make up dances in my head when I listen to music.  I have trouble staying awake during movies, even in a packed theater.  I’m afraid of heights, and would rather die than speak publicly. I have more clothes than I know what to do with and my coworkers, friends and family claim they have never seen me wear an ensemble more than once.  They are all very surprised that I have managed to keep myself out of debt.